Description

They said she could be anything. She chose to breathe in and out. Professionally. With a view.

Retirement Sticker Sheet – ‘Retired Hot Girl’ ‘Relax You’ll Be Dead Someday’ ‘What Do I Do For A Living? I Breathe In And Out’ – Retirement Humor Decals – Retirement Squad Sticker Pack

The Retirement Crew Pack is for the person who left not because they had to but because they absolutely wanted to, who fascinates themselves with work from a safe distance of several years, and who considers ‘I came, I saw, I left early’ to be the complete autobiography. Eight designs for the retirement era, unapologetically.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. And For That Reason, I’m Out — the exit, confirmed
2. I Like Work — It Fascinates Me — I Can Sit And Look At It For Hours — admiration from a safe distance
3. What Do I Do For A Living? I Breathe In And Out — the most sustainable occupation
4. I Came, I Saw, I Left Early — the complete career summary
5. Relax — You’ll Be Dead Someday (beach lounger, sun, perspective) — motivational
6. Retired Hot Girl — the era has begun
7. Retirement Squad — the crew, assembled
8. They Said I Could Be Anything — So I Became A Disappointment — the plot twist ending

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For tumblers, golf bags, travel gear, and anywhere the retirement needs to announce itself.

The perfect retirement gift. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts and Adult Humor T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.