Description
Coffee is not a preference. It is a schedule, a personality, and a legal defence. And this sticker sheet is the official documentation.
Funny Coffee Sticker Sheet – ‘Bearly Awake’ ‘Coffee Then People’ ‘Life Happens Coffee Helps’ – Caffeine Addict Decals – Coffee Lover Sticker Pack
The Coffee Addict Pack brings together six designs for people who start sentences mid-thought, decline all interactions before the first cup, and genuinely believe that the words ‘I’m sorry for what I said before coffee’ should be admissible in court. These stickers belong on the tumbler that goes everywhere, the laptop that opens only after caffeine, and any surface that needs to set expectations early.
Designs on this sheet include:
- I Will Start Working When My Coffee Does — a fair and reasonable timeline
- Bearly Awake (sleepy bear with mug) — the visual proof
- I’m Sorry For What I Said Before Coffee (apology meter) — legally defensible pre-coffee conduct
- Life Happens — Coffee Helps (coffee IV drip) — clinical-grade solution
- Coffee Then People — the correct order of operations
- Home Is Where The Mug Is — the interior philosophy that matters
Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. Perfect for the tumbler, the laptop lid, the desk, and any surface that needs to communicate its owner’s availability status.
The ideal gift for the coffee-first person in your life. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts and the rest of our Sticker Packs.
These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.
- Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
- 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
- Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
- Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
- 2–3 year durability for indoor use
Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.
Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!
Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.




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