Description

The art of the subtle burn. You don’t shout. You sticker.

Petty Sticker Sheet – Funny Savage Comeback Decals – ‘Zombies Eat Brains You’re Safe’ – Sarcastic Shade Sticker Pack – Laptop Water Bottle Stickers

The Petty But Polished Pack is a curated collection of 10 absolutely devastating one-liners that hit exactly as hard as intended while maintaining complete plausible deniability. These are for the people who have mastered the art of saying something deeply cutting while smiling the entire time.

Designs on this sheet include:

• If Karma Doesn’t Hit You, I Gladly Will – a public service offer
• Someday You’ll Go Far, I Hope You Stay There – the most polite dismissal in history
• I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I’ll Be Glad To Make An Exception
• The Stuff You Heard About Me Is A Lie – I Am Worse – transparency is important
• I’d Agree With You But Then We’d Both Be Wrong – mathematically inevitable
• Well, At Least Your Mom Thinks You’re Pretty – unconditional support exists
• You Are Everything I Want In Someone I Don’t Want Anymore – breakup clarity
• It’s Okay If You Don’t Like Me, Not Everyone Has Good Taste – a generous stance
• People Say Laughter Is The Best Medicine – Your Face Must Be Curing The World
• Zombies Eat Brains – You’re Safe – one of the all-time great reassurances

Stickers are 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. Ideal for laptops, water bottles, phone cases, or anywhere your personality precedes you.

Perfect as a gift for the sharpest person in your friend group or as a personal statement collection. Pairs brilliantly with our Sarcastic T-Shirts and Funny T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.