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They put in the years. They did the work. Now they’re free, and slightly terrifying about it.
Funny Retirement Sticker Sheet – Retired Life Humor Decals – ‘Age Is Just A Number Mine Is Unlisted’ – Funny Gift Sticker Pack for Retirees – Laptop Tumbler Stickers
The Retired & Rewired Pack is the sticker sheet for the people who have officially graduated from the 9-to-5 and are now operating entirely on their own schedule, their own terms, and with a wonderful disregard for anyone’s expectations. These 11 designs celebrate the particular freedom and sharp wit that comes with having absolutely nothing left to prove.
Designs on this sheet include:
Stickers are 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. Perfect for a tumbler, water bottle, laptop, or the leisure vehicle they finally bought.
A brilliant retirement gift for a parent, grandparent, colleague, or mentor who deserves something that makes them actually laugh. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts, Motivational T-Shirts, and Sarcastic T-Shirts
These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.
Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.
Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!
Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight, breathable, and ridiculously soft.
Unisex retail fit up to 5XL. Whether you like it snug or oversized, we’ve got your size.
Our “gold-standard” prints stay sharp and vibrant through endless washes.
Original price was: $12.99.$9.99Current price is: $9.99.
Original price was: $12.99.$9.99Current price is: $9.99.
Original price was: $12.99.$9.99Current price is: $9.99.
Original price was: $12.99.$9.99Current price is: $9.99.
Our tees are unisex and available in a full range of sizes. Please check the size chart on each product page for exact measurements. If you’re in between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit.
Yes, most customers find our shirts true to size. For the best fit, we always suggest checking the size guide before ordering.
Our shirts are made from premium cotton blends that are soft, breathable, and durable, perfect for all-day wear.
No worries, our designs are professionally printed using high-quality inks and processes that ensure long-lasting prints, even after many washes. Just follow the care instructions provided.
We recommend turning the shirt inside out, washing in cold water, and tumble drying on low. Avoid bleach or ironing directly over the design to keep it looking new.
Yes! If your item doesn’t fit or you received the wrong size, we offer hassle-free exchanges and returns within 30 days of delivery. Please refer to our Returns & Exchanges page for details.
Most orders ship within 2–5 business days. Standard shipping usually takes 5–10 business days depending on your location. You’ll receive a tracking number once your order has shipped.
Absolutely! Many customers order our tees as gifts. Just enter the recipient’s address at checkout. You can even add a gift note if you’d like.
All of our tees are printed and shipped from trusted production partners to ensure quality, comfort, and durability.
Our customer support team is here to help! Just send us an email through our Contact page and we’ll make it right.
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To ensure your tee fits just the way you like, check out our detailed size chart below:
Lay your favorite shirt flat and measure across the chest (armpit to armpit).
Compare your measurements with our chart to find the best match.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) | Tolerance (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.50 | 27.00 | 8.60 | 1.50 |
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 8.90 | 1.50 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 9.20 | 1.50 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 9.50 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 9.70 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 10.00 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 10.40 | 1.50 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 10.80 | 1.50 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 | 11.20 | 1.50 |
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve (cm) | Tolerance (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 41.90 | 68.58 | 21.84 | 3.81 |
| S | 45.72 | 71.12 | 22.61 | 3.81 |
| M | 50.80 | 73.66 | 23.37 | 3.81 |
| L | 55.88 | 76.20 | 24.13 | 3.81 |
| XL | 60.96 | 78.74 | 24.64 | 3.81 |
| 2XL | 66.04 | 81.28 | 25.40 | 3.81 |
| 3XL | 71.12 | 83.82 | 26.42 | 3.81 |
| 4XL | 76.20 | 86.36 | 27.43 | 3.81 |
| 5XL | 81.28 | 88.90 | 28.45 | 3.81 |
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