Description

The hustle culture can wait. These stickers are for the people who have already decided.

Lazy Funny Sticker Sheet – ‘Boldly Going Nowhere’ ‘Not Fast Not Furious’ ‘I’m Great In Bed I Can Sleep For Days’ – Procrastination Humor Decals – Anti-Hustle Sticker Pack

The Lazy & Proud Pack is the sticker sheet for everyone who has looked at productivity culture, considered it carefully, and concluded, actually, no. These seven designs celebrate the radical act of doing nothing particularly well, going absolutely nowhere with great contentment, and treating sleep as the highest form of self-care.

Designs on this sheet include:

• Boldly Going Nowhere — the mission statement, clearly defined
• Not Fast, Not Furious (sloth with flowers) — a gentler franchise
• Born To Dilly Dally, Forced To Pick Up The Pace (bear reluctantly on a bike) — the autobiography
• Maybe Later — Probably Not (sleeping cat) — a firm but non-committal response
• Who Says Nothing Is Impossible — I’ve Been Doing Nothing For Years — acknowledged expertise
• Why Fall In Love When You Can Fall Asleep (heart-shaped sleeping pillow) — the superior choice
• I’m Great In Bed — I Can Sleep For Days — an impressive, underrated skill set

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. Belongs on a laptop that opens slowly, a water bottle that lives on the couch-side table, and any surface belonging to someone who schedules naps with the same commitment others give meetings.

A perfect gift for the person who has turned rest into an identity. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts and the Lazy Genius Pack sticker sheet.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.