Description

Hustle culture had its chance. This sticker sheet represents the alternative.

Funny Procrastination Sticker Sheet – Lazy Genius Decals – ‘I Am Not Lazy I Am On Energy Saving Mode’ – Anti-Hustle Humor Sticker Pack – Laptop Stickers

The Lazy Genius Pack is for everyone who has looked at productivity culture and quietly decided, actually, no. These 9 designs celebrate the art of doing less, the philosophy of doing it later, and the personal achievement of doing nothing particularly well.

Designs on this sheet include:

• Five Tips To Avoid Procrastination: 1. 2. 3. 4. The Best Time To Do Anything Is Later — a complete guide
• I Am Not Lazy, I Am On Energy Saving Mode — a technical rebranding
• I Tried, Not Really — honesty has its own value
• Just Because I Don’t Care Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Understand — important intellectual distinction
• Not Lazy — a standalone statement that says everything
• Quitting Is Not As Bad As It Sounds — an underrated life skill
• People Say Nothing Is Impossible, But I Do Nothing Every Day — daily achievement, acknowledged
• I Wish I Could, But I Don’t Want To — the most honest sentence in any language
• Tl;dr — Too Long, Didn’t Read — the complete review of anything too long

Stickers are 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. Great for a laptop, water bottle, planner you rarely use, or the gym bag that never goes to the gym.

The ideal gift for the friend who has transcended hustle culture entirely. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts, Introvert T-Shirts, and Sarcastic T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.