Description

You know those days. The ones where your coffee spills on your laptop, traffic makes you late, your lunch order is wrong, and somewhere in the middle of all of it the printer jams during the only report that was actually due today. And somehow, inexplicably, it all still shocks you.

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This shirt is for those days. “Headline: Shit Happens” — framed like the front page of the most relatable newspaper ever printed — is equal parts life philosophy and stress relief. Sometimes things don’t go the way you planned. The car won’t start. The WiFi dies. Someone eats your labeled lunch from the office fridge. And all you can do is shrug, laugh a little, and move on.

On a clean white tee with bold black newspaper-style graphics, this shirt is bold, funny, and universally understood. The perfect gift for your most sarcastic friend, your most frazzled coworker, or, honestly — yourself. Because some days the headline just writes itself.

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Bella + Canvas brand shirts. Designed for both men and women, our unisex adult sizing ensures a comfortable fit for all. Please note that props used in photos are not included in the purchase.

Print Quality:

Experience long-lasting durability with our Direct-To-Garment printing technique. Unlike vinyl prints, our ink is seamlessly integrated into the fabric, ensuring a vibrant and crack-free design that stands the test of time.

Care Instructions:

To maintain the quality of your shirt, we recommend washing it inside out, in cold water, on a gentle cycle. For optimal care, tumble dry on low heat or let it air dry. Avoid using fabric softeners or bleach, and please refrain from dry cleaning. Ironing the design directly is best avoided.

Sizing:

To find your perfect fit, consult our size guide. Please note that our shirts are unisex-sized, meaning they are not specifically tailored for women. For accurate measurements, lay your favorite shirt flat and measure from armpit to armpit, comparing the result to our size chart.

Returns or Exchanges:

Each shirt is custom printed exclusively for you, which is why we do not accept returns or exchanges based on sizing. However, if you encounter any issues with your shirt, please reach out to us, and we will promptly provide a replacement. Your satisfaction is our top priority.

Product Features:

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee is designed to fit like a well-loved favorite. It features soft cotton fabric and a quality print that will make you fall in love with it over and over again. The shirt is equipped with ribbed knit collars for enhanced shaping, and the shoulders are tapered for a better fit that improves with time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer-lasting wear.

Our shirts are made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² or 142 g/m²) that is perfect for layering and offers breathability. Whether you’re engaging in active pursuits or enjoying leisure time, these shirts are ideal for both. The retail fit makes them suitable for casual and semi-formal settings, and the crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.

Bella+Canvas takes pride in manufacturing all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop environment. We are committed to sustainable practices and are part of the Fair Labor Association, as well as Platinum WRAP certified.

For added comfort, our shirts feature a tear-away label that minimizes skin irritations. The fabric blends vary depending on the color: Ash and Heather Prism colors consist of 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with 1% polyester, Heather colors are a blend of 52% cotton and 48% polyester, and Athletic Heather and Black Heather are a blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester.

Production and Delivery:

We create each product on demand to ensure every t-shirt is crafted just for you. This approach minimizes overproduction and supports our commitment to sustainability. Below is everything you need to know about our delivery process:

Order Processing Time:

After your order is placed, it will take 1-2 business days to process and prepare for shipment. Business days exclude weekends and public holidays.

Estimated Delivery Times:

Delivery times vary based on the shipping method and your location:

United States: (Economy) 4-8 business days, (Standard) 2-5 business days, (Express) 2-3 business days.

Canada, Australia, and the Rest of the World: (Standard) 10-30 business days.

Delivery Costs:

Shipping costs vary based on the shipping method and location and will be displayed during the checkout process.

We work hard to meet the estimated delivery times and keep you updated every step of the way. For more detailed information about shipping costs, methods, and policies, please refer to our Shipping and Delivery Policy.

Feel free to reach out if you have any questions about your order!

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC