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The therapist has been fully briefed. The number has been blocked. The flights have been booked. We move.
Funny Relationship Sticker Sheet – ‘Block His Number’ ‘Emotionally Unavailable’ ‘My Therapist Knows About You’ – Breakup Humor Decals – Single Life Sticker Pack
The Relationship Chaos Pack covers the complete romantic experience from ‘you complete me — ss’ all the way to emotionally unavailable and actively thriving. Nine designs for everyone who has been through it, survived it, and has the sticker sheet to prove it.
Designs on this sheet include:
- You Complete Me-ss — the most accurate love story ever told
- Block His Number & Let Lil Ugly Have Him — actionable advice, beautifully delivered
- Catch Flights Not Feelings — a travel strategy and a relationship philosophy simultaneously
- My Therapist Knows About You — they have been fully, extensively briefed
- I Don’t Do Feelings — current availability status: closed
- My Husband Thinks I’m Crazy — But I’m Not The One Who Married Me — ironclad logic
- Ivorced & Looking For The D — the sequel, the comeback
- Emotionally Unavailable (padlocked heart) — a padlock is a boundary
Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. Belongs on a laptop in a coffee shop, a planner, a wine glass, and anywhere in the healing era.
The perfect gift for the freshly single friend or anyone currently in therapy about a situation. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts and Adult Humor T-Shirts.
These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.
- Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
- 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
- Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
- Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
- 2–3 year durability for indoor use
Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.
Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!
Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.




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