Description

The brain is on. The heart is off. A shooting star has been tried. The diagnosis is human. Results are pending.

Funny Existential Sticker Sheet – ‘Nobody Dies A Virgin Life F*cks Us All’ ‘I Have Stability Ability To Stab’ ‘Stu(dying) Stu(died) Always Knew School Was Suicide’ – Dark Existential Humor Decals

The Existential Corner Pack is for the person who asks questions nobody asked them to ask, whose philosophical position on life has developed a very dark and hilarious edge, and who considers ‘yeah, no’ to be a complete, fully resolved argument. Ten designs for the thinker who laughs at the void.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. I Tried (shooting star, golden) — the full effort, documented
2. Human — At Least That’s What They Tell Me — pending independent verification
3. Brain: ON / Heart: OFF — the emotional toggle board, current settings
4. I Want To Believe
5. 100% Wissenschaft, 0% Religion — the empirical position
6. Stu(dying) → Stu(died) — Always Knew School Was Suicide — the academic arc
7. How Can Such Pain Exist Without Physical Harm — a genuine philosophical enquiry
8. Nobody Dies A Virgin — Life F*cks Us All — the universal truth
9. I Have Stability — Ability To Stab (stick figure with knife) — the wordplay with a warning
10. Life Is Short — Smile While You Still Have Teeth — the dental motivation
11. Yeah, No — the complete philosophical response

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For laptops, notebooks, and anywhere the existential needs a permanent address.

Perfect for the dark thinker who makes it funny. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts and Adult Humor T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.