Description

The patience test came back negative. The opinion is, if anything, restrained. The cactus is over there.

Funny Brutal Honesty Sticker Sheet – ‘I Had My Patience Tested It Was Negative’ ‘Go Climb A Cactus’ ‘My Opinion Offended You, You Should Hear What I Keep To Myself’ ‘I’m Not F*cking Stupid I Used To Be But We Broke Up’ – Mean Truth Decals

The Mean Truth Pack is for the person who has been tested for patience and received an unfavourable result, who is holding back more than they say, and who has a very specific, scenic suggestion for what you can do next. Seven designs of unfiltered, accurate, weaponised honesty.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. I Had My Patience Tested — It Was Negative — diagnostic results, returned
2. If You Think I’m Short — You Should See My Patience — a comparison, unfavourable
3. I’m Not F*cking Stupid — I Used To Be But We Broke Up — a growth update
4. You Know What That Sounds Like? Not My Problem. — a problem classification service
5. My Opinion Offended You? — You Should Hear What I Keep To Myself — the filtered version was this
6. Hold My Halo — I’m About To Do Unto Others As They Have Done Unto Me — a biblical escalation
7. Go Climb A Cactus — a destination recommendation

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For laptops, planners, and anywhere the unfiltered truth needs a permanent address.

Perfect for the person who keeps their real opinions as a courtesy. Pairs with our Sarcastic T-Shirts and Adult Humor T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.