Description

A wise man once said nothing. The bad choices made excellent stories. The ego has been checked. Plan B is fully operational.

Sarcastic Motivational Sticker Sheet – The Unfiltered Wisdom Sticker Pack – Funny Philosophical Stickers – ‘Bad Choices Make Good Stories’ ‘A Wise Man Once Said Nothing’ ‘Check Your Ego Amigo’ ‘Living The Dream Plan B’ ‘HumanKind Be Both’ – Dark Wit Decals

The Philosophical Wit Pack is for the person who thinks about things — whose bad choices have, in retrospect, produced the most interesting content — who knows that the moon is always whole even when it doesn’t look it, and who has committed to Plan B with the full energy they originally brought to the dream. Ten designs for the wise, the witty, and the genuinely reflective.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. You Don’t Matter Give Up / You Matter Don’t Give Up — reads differently depending on where you pause. Both readings are intentional.
2. Bad Choices Make Good Stories — But I’m Not Out To Impress — the caveat that makes it honest
3. “A Wise Man Once Said Nothing” — the most efficient advice
4. Human Kind — Be Both — the reminder, the two words, the whole point
5. The Moon Reminds Me — You’re Still Whole No Matter What Phase You’re In — the gentlest truth
6. Happy or Sad You Choose
7. Quiet The Mind — And The Soul Will Speak — the instruction
8. Check Your Ego, Amigo — a friendly audit
9. Why Fall In Love When You Can Fall Asleep? — a valid logistical question
10. Living The Dream / Plan B — the rebrand, the pivot, the continuation

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For journals, laptops, planners, and anywhere a thought deserves a permanent home.

Perfect for the thinker and the storyteller. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts and Sarcastic T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.