Description

Sleep is not laziness. It is a lifestyle, a calling, and the most reasonable response to most situations. These stickers exist to confirm that.

Funny Sleep Sticker Sheet – ‘Nap Queen’ ‘Permanently Tired’ ‘I’m Great In Bed I Can Sleep For Days’ – Tired Humor Decals – Anti-Hustle Nap Sticker Pack

The Nap Nation Pack is for the person who books social events with a mental escape clause, whose ‘maybe later’ always means no, and who considers cancelling plans an act of radical self-care. Nine designs that cover the full spectrum of tired, from the regal (Nap Queen) to the philosophical (sleeping is literally just being dead without the commitment).

Designs on this sheet include:

1. Into Resting, ZZZ (sleeping cat) — rest in its purest form, no further explanation
2. Nap Queen (crowned cat, fully committed) — royalty is earned through dedication
3. I Love Sleeping — It’s Like Being Dead Without The Commitment — the definitive sleep philosophy
4. Too Tired To Function — a clinical status update
5. Permanently Tired — not a phase, a condition
6. I’m Ride Or Die (until about 9pm or so) — terms clarified
7. Roses Are Red, I’m Going To Bed — poetry for the chronically sleepy
8. Maybe Later — Probably Not (sleeping white cat) — the honest RSVP
9. I’m Great In Bed — I Can Sleep For Days — a legitimate talent

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. Belongs on a water bottle that lives on a bedside table, a laptop that wakes up slowly, and anywhere that needs to set expectations.

The perfect gift for the serial napper or the person who has never once felt guilty about going to bed early. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts and the rest of our Sticker Packs.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.