Description

Well well well. If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. Right on time.

Funny Self-Aware Mess Sticker Sheet – ‘Pretty Good At Bad Decisions’ ‘I Tried To Be Normal Once Worst Two Minutes Of My Life’ ‘The Consequences Of My Own Actions’ – Chaos Accountability Decals

The Self-Aware Mess Pack is for the person who owns their chaos completely, who is genuinely, impressively good at bad decisions, and who tried being normal exactly once — for two minutes — and concluded it was not for them. Eight designs for the person who is the problem and absolutely knows it.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. Well Well Well — If It Isn’t The Consequences Of My Own Actions (two skeletons, a table) — punctual accountability
2. I’ve Done A Lot Of Things That Weren’t My Fault — a position statement
3. Pretty Good At Bad Decisions — a skill, consistently demonstrated
4. I Have It All Together — I Just Forgot Where I Put It — organisational update
5. I Tried To Be Normal Once — Worst Two Minutes Of My Life — a decisive experiment
6. I Regret Nothing. — a full stop that means it
7. It’s Me, Hi — I’m The Problem, It’s Me — an honest introduction
8. I Don’t Trust Me Either (skeleton hand) — solidarity with the self

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For laptops, planners, and anywhere the chaos is owned and documented.

Perfect for the person who needs no persuading that they’re the problem. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts and Adult Humor T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.