Description

She graduated Smartass University with a degree from the School of Sarcasm, Witty Department. The results are in. She is a bit much. She is aware.

Funny Sassy Sticker Sheet – ‘Smartass University School Of Sarcasm’ ‘Not Cute Just Psycho’ ‘First Of All No Second Of All’ ‘Learning From People Who Took My Advice’ – Sassy Wit Decals

The Sassy Badass Pack is for the person who has credentials in sarcasm, who is not cute in the traditional sense but psycho in a very specific and deliberate way, and whose answer to most questions is no — stated twice, for clarity. Seven designs for the fully qualified, completely intentional sassy badass.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. Learning From People Who Took My Advice (donkey, BAD label, educational outcomes) — a cautionary portfolio
2. Smartass University — School Of Sarcasm, Witty Dept. — the official credential
3. Badass
4. Not Cute — Just Psycho — a correction, not a complaint
5. I Lick The Salt, Swallow The Tequila, And Suck The Lime — the complete procedure
6. First Of All, No — Second Of All, No — thorough, consistent
7. A Bit Much — self-awareness at its most efficient

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For laptops, tumblers, planners, and anywhere the credentials need to be publicly displayed.

Perfect for the sarcasm graduate in your life. Pairs with our Sarcastic T-Shirts and Funny T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.