Description

The unicorn needs walking. The phone won’t ring. The hide-and-seek record is undefeated. Home by nine. Consistently.

Funny Sarcastic Introvert Sticker Sheet – ‘I Can’t I Have To Walk My Unicorn’ ‘I Came I Saw I Was Home By Nine’ ‘Undefeated Hide And Seek World Champion’ ‘IDA I Didn’t Ask’ – Antisocial Humor Decals

The Sarcastic Introvert Pack is for the person who has never once willingly extended social plans, who has been home by nine since before it was a personality, and who invented an elaborate mythological prior commitment specifically to decline things. Seven designs for the introverted, the undetectable, and the 99% angelic.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. I Can’t — I Have To Walk My Unicorn — a commitment that cannot be rescheduled
2. I.D.A — I Didn’t Ask — a full stop, in acronym form
3. I’ll Stop Wearing Black When They Invent A Darker Color — a fashion position, permanent
4. Undefeated Hide And Seek World Champion (retro badge) — a title, earned through consistent introversion
5. If Your Phone Doesn’t Ring — It’s Me — the non-call, confirmed
6. I Came, I Saw, I Was Home By Nine — the complete social arc
7. I Am 99% Angel — But Ohhh, That 1%. — the important qualifier

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For laptops, bedroom doors, and anywhere that needs to set expectations before a conversation starts.

The perfect gift for the introvert in your life. Pairs with our Introvert T-Shirts and Sarcastic T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.