Description

First of all, a delight. Second of all, come back with a warrant. Third of all, getting it together. Via tortoise. Progress.

Funny Raccoon Sticker Sheet – ‘Come Back With A Warrant’ ‘First Of All I’m A Delight’ ‘Cute But Feral’ – Know Your Rights Trash Panda Decals

The Come Back With A Warrant Pack brings together four of the most iconic raccoon energy statements on one sheet, for the person who knows their rights, considers themselves an absolute joy to be around, and is technically, slowly, progressing toward having it together. Four designs, fully committed.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. Come Back With A Warrant (raccoon in trash can, banana peel, firmly in position) — legally aware, not moving
2. First Of All, I’m A Delight (raccoon holding a mug, correcting the record immediately) — the opening statement
3. On The Way To Get My Sh*t Together (raccoon on a tortoise) — movement confirmed, timeline pending
4. Cute But Feral (raccoon with coffee, accurate summary) — the two-word autobiography

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. Belongs on laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and anywhere belonging to someone whose therapist describes them as ‘progressing at their own pace.’

Perfect for the raccoon-energy friend in your life. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts and Animal Lover T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.