Description

The squats are happening. The chocolate is for after the word ‘exercise’. The problems are being outrun. Results are variable.

Funny Gym Struggle Sticker Sheet – ‘Squat Because Nobody Raps About Little Butts’ ‘Damn Might Have To Call In Thicc Today’ ‘Running From My Problems’ – Reluctant Fitness Humor Decals – Sarcastic Foodie Sticker

The Struggling Gym Fitness Pack is for the person who has a very specific and scientifically sound reason for squatting (nobody raps about small butts), whose trainer has crossed a line somewhere, and who is running — not for fitness, but for reasons that are personal and emotional. Seven designs for the gym-adjacent lifestyle.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. Squat — Because Nobody Raps About Little Butts — the motivational rationale
2. Damn, Might Have To Call In Thicc Today (bear in mirror, genuinely impressed) — the assessment
3. I Think My Trainer Is Trying To Kill Me — a reasonable suspicion
4. Every Time I Hear The Dirty Word EXERCISE I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate — an appropriate response
5. Gym Now — Wine Later — the full programme
6. Tryna Look Like One Of Those Rap Guys Girlfriends — a specific and legitimate fitness goal
7. Running From My Problems — a cardio justification

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For gym bags, water bottles, and anywhere the fitness motivation needs a very honest explanation.

Perfect for the reluctant but present gym-goer. Pairs with our Gym Workout T-Shirts, Foodie T-Shirts and Funny T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.