Description

What? The cat is holding nothing. The goose never had options. The work here is done.

Funny Chaotic Personality Sticker Sheet – ‘I Identify As A Problem’ ‘Peace Was Never An Option’ ‘If At First You Don’t Succeed Destroy All Evidence’ – Chaos Agent Decals – Problem Child Sticker Pack

The ‘I Identify As A Problem’ Pack is for the person whose natural state is slightly (or significantly) chaotic, who considers ‘my work here is done’ to be an accurate description of disorder, and who approaches failed attempts with a very practical evidence management strategy. Seven designs for the certified chaos agent.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. What? (black cat, knife, completely innocent expression) — holding nothing. Allegedly.
2. Peace Was Never An Option (untitled goose, committed) — a diplomatic update
3. Disorder…Chaos…Panic — My Work Here Is Done — the mission debrief
4. I Identify As A Problem — a formal identification
5. Headline: Shit Happens — the complete news summary
6. I Said I’ll Fix It — You Don’t Need To Remind Me Every Month — a firm timeline statement
7. If At First You Don’t Succeed — Destroy All Evidence That You Tried — excellent alternative strategy

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For laptops, notebooks, and anything belonging to someone whose presence is announced by a goose-like energy.

Perfect for the chaos agent in your life. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts and Adult Humor T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.