Description

The horrors persist. So does the cat. Legal representation has been retained. Cheerful vibes will not be accepted at this time.

Funny Cat Sticker Sheet – ‘The Horrors Persist But So Do I’ ‘Call My Lawyer’ ‘Tell Your Cat I Said Pspsps’ ‘Keep Your Cheerful Vibes Away From Me’ – Cat Person Humor Decals

The Certified Cat Person Pack is for the cat owner who relates deeply to grumpy cat energy, whose cat has a lawyer and has used them, and who considers ‘nope, not today’ to be the most honest and complete response to most situations. Six designs for the certified, card-carrying cat person.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. The Horrors Persist — But So Do I (black cat, unbothered, persisting) — a resilience statement from the most reliable source
2. Keep Your Cheerful Vibes Away From Me (grumpy grey cat) — a boundary, communicated in the cat’s own tone
3. Rock Paper Scissors (three cat paws) — the only version of this game worth playing
4. Call My Lawyer — 1(888)464-7065 (tabby cat, legally prepared) — the number works, presumably
5. Tell Your Cat I Said Pspsps (black cat, sitting, receiving the message) — passing it on
6. Nope… Not Today! (cat in sunglasses, lying flat) — a complete, final answer

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For laptops, cat carriers, water bottles, and anywhere that needs to communicate cat-first priorities.

The perfect gift for the cat lover in your life, or the cat’s human, which is different. Pairs with our Cat Lover T-Shirts and Animal Lover T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.