Description
No shelf control. Zero. The books are buying themselves. The therapy comparison has been run and the books win on price and efficacy. Just one more chapter — this has been said, and it will be said again.
Funny Bookworm Sticker Sheet – ‘No Shelf Control’ ‘Just One More Chapter’ Skeleton – ‘Books Are Cheaper Than Therapy Twice As Effective’ ‘That’s What I Do I Read Books And I Know Things’ – Book Addict Decals
The Bookworm Wit Pack is for the reader who has accepted that shelf control is not coming, who has done the financial modelling on books versus therapy and made the correct call, and who has been on the last chapter for forty-five minutes. Four designs for the unapologetically book-dependent.
Designs on this sheet include:
- No Shelf Control (books in full cascade, unstoppable) — a condition, not a choice
- That’s What I Do — I Read Books And I Know Things — the two-part skill
- Books Are Cheaper Than Therapy — Twice As Effective — the peer-reviewed conclusion
- Just One More Chapter (skeleton reading, final chapter still pending) — a promise made in good faith
Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For tote bags, water bottles, Kindles, and the bedside table that is entirely a stack of unread books.
The perfect gift for the reader who has a shelf problem. Pairs with our Book Lover T-Shirts and Funny T-Shirts.
These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.
- Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
- 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
- Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
- Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
- 2–3 year durability for indoor use
Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.
Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!
Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.




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