Description

The thirst is real. The response is beer. The bartender is doing their best. Please be patient.

Funny Beer Sticker Sheet – ‘At My Age I Need Glasses’ ‘Thirst Responder’ ‘Save Water Drink Beer’ ‘My Drinking Team Has A Hockey Problem’ – Bar Humor Decals – Beer Lover Sticker Pack

The Beer & Bar Humor Pack is for the person who is always the first responder to their own thirst, whose drinking team happens to also have a sports problem, and who has never once successfully talked themselves out of a beer because the person talking was clearly a drunk who talks to himself. Seven designs for the bar-adjacent lifestyle.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. At My Age I Need Glasses (the drinking kind, four wine glasses) — a vision joke that only gets better with age
2. Thirst Responder (emergency services badge) — on call, always
3. I Told Myself I Should Stop Drinking — But I’m Not About To Listen To A Drunk Who Talks To Himself — ironclad logic
4. Save Water Drink Beer — a conservation effort, deeply personal
5. Do I Want A Beer? A) Yes  B) A  C) B — the answer is always A
6. My Drinking Team Has A Hockey Problem — a team with a secondary sport
7. Please Be Patient With The Bartender — Even A Toilet Can Only Serve One Asshole At A Time — service with perspective

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For coolers, bar gear, beer mugs, and anywhere the beer appreciation needs to be on the record.

Perfect for the beer lover and bar regular in your life. Pairs with our Funny Drinking T-Shirts and Funny T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.