Description

Alcohol may not be the answer. But it is, demonstrably, worth a shot. The philosopher has considered this carefully.

Funny Bar Philosopher Drinking Sticker Sheet – ‘I Drink And I Know Things’ ‘I’m Not Drunk I’m Speaking Cursive’ ‘I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings’ – Bar Philosopher Humor Decals

The Bar Philosopher Pack is for the drinker who also thinks, who has mixed drinks about feelings, who speaks cursive when the occasion demands, and who gave up drinking yesterday only to make a roaring comeback today. Nine designs for the intellectual who operates best with a glass in hand.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. I Doubt Alcohol Is The Answer — But It’s Worth A Shot — the scientific method, applied
2. I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings — an emotional summary and a cocktail list
3. I’m Not As Think As You Drunk I Am — the coherent version of this sentence
4. Drinking Responsibly Means Not Spilling It — a nuanced responsibility definition
5. I’d Give Up Drinking — But I’m No Quitter — a firm stance against quitting
6. That’s What I Do — I Drink And I Know Things — the two-part talent
7. I’m Not Drunk — I’m Speaking Cursive — a penmanship explanation
8. I Quit Drinking Yesterday — Today, I Make My Comeback — a timeline
9. Drink ✓ Drank ✓ Drunk — progress, noted

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For bar carts, coolers, tumblers, and the home bar of someone who will discuss this with you for forty minutes.

Perfect for the drinker who overthinks. Pairs with our Funny Drinking T-Shirts and Adult Humor T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.