Description

Four out of four things about the morning are bad. Three out of four internal voices confirm this. The fourth one has a question about penguins.

Funny Anti-Morning Sticker Sheet – ‘Not Today’ ‘Allergic To Mornings’ ‘3 Out Of 4 Voices In My Head Want To Sleep’ – Morning Hater Decals – Night Owl Sticker Pack

The Morning Haters Club Pack is for the person who has never once greeted a morning with enthusiasm, whose alarm is the enemy, and who requires a minimum of twenty minutes, two beverages, and zero conversation before they can be considered present. Six designs for the proudly, consistently anti-morning.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. I Don’t Like Monday Mornings. Or People Who Like Monday Mornings. Or Mondays. Or Mornings. Or People. — a complete and thorough preference declaration
2. Not Today (pig wrapped firmly in a blanket) — the physical embodiment of the decision
3. Allergic To Mornings — a medical condition, undocumented but very real
4. 3 Out Of 4 Voices In My Head Want To Sleep — The Other Wants To Know If Penguins Have Knees — the internal meeting report
5. Night owl — a personality and a schedule
6. Here We Freakin’ Go Again / I Mean… Good Morning — the morning acknowledgement, barely

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For the tumbler that gets made before consciousness, the laptop that opens slowly, and anyone who has ever needed a sticker to explain their morning personality.

Perfect gift for the confirmed night owl. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts and Introvert T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.