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Allegedly. That’s all. Allegedly.

Dark Humor Sticker Sheet – ‘Allegedly’ ‘Kill Them With Kindness’ Grim Reaper – ‘Stay Positive’ Skeleton – Twisted Wit Decals – True Crime Sticker Pack

The Dark Humor Skeleton Pack is for the true crime podcast subscriber who cooks dinner to background commentary on unsolved cases, who finds the grim reaper more relatable than most people, and who genuinely believes that ‘stay positive’ and a shark attack are not mutually exclusive outcomes. Six designs in the finest tradition of twisted wit.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. “Allegedly” — the one word that covers every situation
2. Kill Them With Kindness (grim reaper with smiley face) — the most wholesome threat in existence
3. What A Time To Be Alive (skeleton with scythe, maximum energy) — unbridled enthusiasm from an unlikely source
4. Last Responder (hearse) — for the person who arrives fashionably, inevitably late
5. I Appear To Have Seized The Wrong Day (skeleton with cocktails) — motivational quotes, corrected
6. Stay Positive (shark aggressively biting skeleton) — relentless optimism, contextually applied

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. Belongs on a laptop belonging to someone with a true crime playlist, a water bottle that has seen things, and anywhere that needs to announce its owner’s sense of humour before they do.

Perfect for the darkly witty friend in your life. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts and Adult Humor T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.