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Christmas morning is for the kids, but Christmas night? That’s for the adults. Once the wrapping paper has been shredded, the batteries have been installed in the toys, and the little ones are finally asleep (or at least pretending to be), it’s time to break out the “real” holiday spirit. And by spirit, we usually mean tequila, wine, or a very strong eggnog.
If you are tired of the wholesome, cookie-cutter holiday vibes and want to bring some actual laughter to your next gathering, you need to check out the TeesLanding Funny Adult Christmas Shirts Collection. We aren’t talking about mild, dad-joke humor here. We’re talking about the kind of shirts that make your cool aunt laugh, and your conservative neighbor clutch their pearls.
Whether you are heading to a rowdy “Ugly Sweater” party, looking for a gag gift for a White Elephant exchange, or just want to announce to the world that you are fully booked for a date with a bottle of Merlot, we have the perfect fit for you.
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The holiday season is stressful. Between the financial strain and the family drama, sometimes you just need to let loose. Wearing a funny, slightly inappropriate t-shirt is the ultimate icebreaker. It sets the tone immediately: “I’m here to party, I have a sense of humor, and I might be on the Naughty List.”
Forget the scratchy wool sweaters that smell like mothballs. Our graphic tees are soft, breathable, and perfect for dancing on tables (if the night goes that way). Let’s dive into the collection that is strictly 18+.
Santa Claus travels the world in one night, slides down chimneys, and empties his sack in every living room. Honestly, the jokes write themselves. We just put them on t-shirts.
You’ve heard of BDE? Well, this Christmas, it’s all about Big Nick Energy. This shirt is for the guy who walks into the party knowing he brought the best gift (or is the best gift). It’s subtle enough to fly over some heads, but bold enough to get a laugh from the right people.
Get the vibe: Funny Adult Flirty Santa Christmas Tee – Big Nick Energy Shirt
Santa has stamina; we all know this. He hits billions of houses in a single evening. If you want to channel that tireless energy, this shirt is your uniform. It features a cool Santa who knows exactly what he brings to the table.
Shop the look: Funny Adult Flirty Santa Tee – I Can Deliver All Night Long Shirt
Look, we didn’t invent the chimney double entendre, but we perfected it. This shirt features a cheeky text design about Santa loving to “go down.” It’s a classic for a reason. Wear this to a party where you know everyone has a dirty mind.
Grab yours: Funny Adult Naughty Christmas Shirt – This Santa Loves Going Down T-Shirt
Is it a gardening reference? Is it a Santa laugh? Or is it something else entirely? “I Do It For The Ho’s” is the kind of wordplay that wins contest prizes. It’s edgy, it’s funny, and it’s a bestseller for a reason.
Buy it now: Funny Adult Naughty Christmas Tee – I Do It For The Ho’s Shirt
Sometimes you don’t want to hide behind a Santa joke. Sometimes you just want to put it all out there. These shirts are for the flirts, the singles looking to mingle under the mistletoe, and the couples who want to embarrass their kids.
“I Have A Big Package For You.” It could be a PlayStation 5. It could be a new car. Or, if you’re wearing this shirt with a certain look in your eye, it’s definitely not a material object. This is the ultimate wingman shirt for a holiday night out.
Check the package: Funny Adult Naughty Christmas Santa Tee – I Have A Big Package For You Shirt
We all know Santa likes snacks, but this shirt suggests a different kind of hospitality. “I Put Out For Santa” is hilarious, slightly scandalous, and perfect for the hostess with the mostest.
Get the tee: I Put Out For Santa Shirt
This one is for the ladies who want to send a very clear signal. “Santa, I’m Laying on Your Present.” It’s fun, it’s flirty, and it pairs perfectly with a Santa hat and a glass of champagne.
Shop the flirt: Funny Naughty Christmas Tee – Santa I’m Laying on Your Present Shirt
If you want to make people do a double-take, this is the design. “It’s Not Going to Lick Itself.” It features a candy cane, so technically it’s festive. But we all know what you’re really saying.
Get the joke: Funny Adult Flirty Christmas Tee – It’s Not Going to Lick Itself Shirt
“I’m So Good Santa Came Twice.” If you wear this to family dinner, you are brave. If you wear this to a bar, you are a legend. It’s the perfect mix of innocent wording and absolute filth.
Wear the humor: Funny Adult Naughty Christmas Sweater Tee – I’m So Good Santa Came Twice Shirt
Some people are ashamed of the coal in their stocking. Others own it. “I’m The Kind of Naughty That Santa Likes” is a confidence booster. It says you might be bad, but you’re bad in all the right ways.
Own your status: Funny Flirty Christmas Tee Gift – I’m The Kind of Naughty That Santa Likes Shirt
Let’s pivot to the most important holiday survival tool: Alcohol. Whether you are a wine mom, a whiskey dad, or just someone trying to tolerate political debates at the dinner table, these shirts speak your language.
This shirt chronicles the timeline of every great Christmas party. It starts with a drink, moves to “drank,” and inevitably ends with “drunk.” It’s scientifically accurate and culturally relevant.
Get the timeline: Funny Wine Lover Christmas Party Tee – Drink Drank Drunk Shirt
When someone asks if you have holiday spirit, you can point to this shirt. “Full of Holiday Spirit” usually implies joy and charity, but in this case, it implies a high ABV. Perfect for the functional festive drinker.
Pour a glass: Funny Adult Drinking Christmas Tee – Full of Holiday Spirit Shirt
Not every adult joke has to be sexual or alcohol-related. Some are just plain rude, and that is equally funny. If you want to be a little edgy this year, we’ve got you covered.
“Sorry, Elves Don’t Make The Kind of Toys You Like.” This is a fantastic shirt for adults because it implies that your “toy” preferences have moved far beyond LEGOs and Barbie dolls. It’s a great subtle roast.
Shop the roast: Funny Adult Naughty Christmas T-Shirt – Sorry Elves Don’t Make The Kind of Toys You Like Shirt
Matching shirts are usually cute and cringey. But when you add a dirty joke? They become iconic.
This is the ultimate couple’s coordinate. One shirt says “Chest,” the other says “Nuts.” When you stand together? Magic. When you stand apart? Confusion. It’s the perfect way to announce that you are a package deal and you have a terrible sense of humor.
Get the set: Chest Nuts Funny Couple Matching Christmas Shirts Set
Buying gifts for adults is hard. Candles are boring. Socks are practical but dull. A funny, naughty t-shirt is memorable. It shows you know their personality, you share their sense of humor, and you aren’t afraid to be a little risky.
These shirts are perfect for:
The holidays come but once a year, so don’t waste them being boring. Embrace the chaos, pour another glass of wine, and wear a shirt that makes people laugh (or blush). At TeesLanding, we are committed to helping you find the perfect balance between festive and filthy.
Make sure to order your gear early! You don’t want to be stuck wearing a plain red t-shirt while everyone else is rocking “Big Nick Energy.”
Ready to spice up the season? Shop the Full Naughty & Adult Christmas Collection Here
1. Are these shirts appropriate for a work party? That depends entirely on where you work! If you work at a cool startup or a bar? Absolutely. If you work in a corporate HR department or a preschool? Maybe stick to our Sarcastic Collection instead. Proceed with caution!
2. Do you have matching shirts for couples? Yes! The “Chest Nuts” set mentioned above is a fan favorite, but many of our designs can be mixed and matched. We also have pregnancy announcement shirts if your “naughty” behavior from last year resulted in a new family member!
3. How is the sizing on the women’s cuts vs. unisex? Our unisex shirts are a relaxed, comfortable fit perfect for tying a knot at the side or tucking in. If you want a tighter, more fitted look, we recommend sizing down in the unisex.
4. Can I wash these shirts without the print peeling? We use high-quality, durable printing. However, since these are your “party shirts,” they might see some spills. Wash them inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to keep the “Big Nick Energy” looking fresh for years to come.
5. Do you ship discreetly? Our packaging is standard shipping packaging. The mailman won’t know you ordered a shirt about Santa “going down” unless he opens the bag. Your secret is safe with us!
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