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Wooden Spoon Survivor Tee – Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Shirt for Cooking Lovers

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Worn by the brave and raised by the strong, this t-shirt is a badge of honor for those who survived the legendary wooden spoon. Wear your story with pride!
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Description

Wooden Spoon Survivor Tee

Product Description:
Our Bella + Canvas shirts are designed with everyone in mind! With unisex sizing, these shirts provide a comfortable and versatile fit for both men and women. Please note that any props featured in photos are for styling purposes and are not included with your purchase.

Print Quality:
Enjoy premium durability with our Direct-To-Garment (DTG) printing technique. Unlike vinyl designs, our ink is embedded directly into the fabric, resulting in vivid, crack-free designs that last wash after wash.

Washing Instructions:
To keep your shirt in top condition:

Wash inside out on a gentle cycle with cold water.
Tumble dry on low heat or air dry.
Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning.
Do not iron directly over the design.

Sizing:
Achieve your ideal fit by checking our size guide below. Our unisex sizing is designed for a universal fit and is not tailored specifically for women. To measure accurately, lay your favorite shirt flat, measure across the chest (armpit to armpit), and compare the measurement to the chart below:

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve Length (in)
S 17.99 27.99 8.90
M 20.00 29.02 9.17
L 22.01 30.00 9.45
XL 24.02 31.02 9.72
2XL 25.98 32.01 10.00
3XL 27.99 32.99 10.39

Returns or Exchanges:
Each shirt is custom-printed just for you, which means we are unable to accept returns or exchanges due to sizing concerns. However, if your shirt arrives with any issues, contact us immediately, and we will replace it for you. Your satisfaction is our top priority.

Product Details:
This unisex jersey short sleeve tee offers a classic fit that feels like a well-loved favorite. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s perfect for layering or wearing on its own. Features include:

Ribbed knit collars for shape retention.
Tapered shoulders for a better fit over time.
Dual side seams for durability and lasting wear.

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² or 142 g/m²), these shirts are lightweight yet durable. The crew neckline adds a timeless, versatile touch, suitable for casual and semi-formal styles.

Sustainability:
Bella + Canvas shirts are ethically manufactured in humane, no-sweatshop facilities in the US and internationally. Committed to eco-friendly practices, they are Fair Labor Association members and Platinum WRAP certified.

Fabric Blends by Color:

Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
Ash & Heather Prism Colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
Heather Colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester.
Athletic & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

For extra comfort, shirts feature a tear-away label to prevent skin irritation.

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Premium Fabric, Everyday Comfort

Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight, breathable, and ridiculously soft.

Perfect Fit for Everyone

Unisex retail fit up to 5XL. Whether you like it snug or oversized, we’ve got your size.

Print Quality that Pops

Our “gold-standard” prints stay sharp and vibrant through endless washes.

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Our tees are unisex and available in a full range of sizes. Please check the size chart on each product page for exact measurements. If you’re in between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit.

Yes, most customers find our shirts true to size. For the best fit, we always suggest checking the size guide before ordering.

Our shirts are made from premium cotton blends that are soft, breathable, and durable, perfect for all-day wear.

No worries, our designs are professionally printed using high-quality inks and processes that ensure long-lasting prints, even after many washes. Just follow the care instructions provided.

We recommend turning the shirt inside out, washing in cold water, and tumble drying on low. Avoid bleach or ironing directly over the design to keep it looking new.

Yes! If your item doesn’t fit or you received the wrong size, we offer hassle-free exchanges and returns within 30 days of delivery. Please refer to our Returns & Exchanges page for details.

Most orders ship within 2–5 business days. Standard shipping usually takes 5–10 business days depending on your location. You’ll receive a tracking number once your order has shipped.

Absolutely! Many customers order our tees as gifts. Just enter the recipient’s address at checkout. You can even add a gift note if you’d like.

All of our tees are printed and shipped from trusted production partners to ensure quality, comfort, and durability.

Our customer support team is here to help! Just send us an email through our Contact page and we’ll make it right.

SIZE CHART

To ensure your tee fits just the way you like, check out our detailed size chart below:

Lay your favorite shirt flat and measure across the chest (armpit to armpit).

Compare your measurements with our chart to find the best match.

Bella Canvas 3001 Size Chart