Description

At any moment, the shooting may begin. The heads may be cut off. This is photography. These stickers explain that.

Funny Photographer Sticker Sheet – ‘Cameras Don’t Take Photos Photographers Do’ ‘Warning At Any Moment I Might Shoot’ ‘I Shoot People And Sometimes Cut Off Their Heads’ – Photography Pun Decals

The Photographer Humor Pack is for the photographer who has explained ‘I shoot people’ exactly once without context and watched the reaction, who knows what the f actually means, and who went manual the moment they figured out aperture. Six designs that only make full sense if you’re a photographer — and that’s the point.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. Cameras Don’t Take Photos — Photographers Do (silhouette, golden hour) — the correct attribution
2. What The f? (aperture settings displayed) — the most specific photography pun in existence
3. Everyone Is A Photographer Until… (mode dial: AUTO to M) — the before and after
4. Warning! At Any Moment I Might Shoot — a genuine advance notice
5. I Shoot People — And Sometimes Cut Off Their Heads — a composting explanation that always lands wrong first
6. Photographer (official aperture badge) — the credential, worn

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For camera bags, laptops, lens cases, and anywhere a photographer needs to explain their job before someone calls the police.

The perfect gift for the photographer in your life. Pairs with our Photographer T-Shirts and Funny T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.