Description

The patience is gone. The sarcasm is not burning enough calories. The waters are being tested by someone who cannot swim. Act accordingly.

Funny Sarcastic Warning Sticker Sheet – ‘Straight Outta Patience’ ‘If Only Sarcasm Burnt Calories’ ‘If You’re Testing My Waters You Better Know How To Swim’ ‘Never Trust The Living’ – Warning Label Decals

The Sarcastic Warning Pack is the sticker sheet that serves as official advance notice — for the person who is laid back right up until they’re not, whose sarcasm output has reached peak fitness level, and who would like to make very clear that this is a hammer, not a drill, and the distinction matters. Six warning labels for the world.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. I Might Be Laid Back — But I Can Lean Forward Real Quick — the friendly disclaimer
2. If You’re Testing My Waters — You Better Know How To Swim (forest lake scene) — the scenic threat
3. Warning! This Is Not A Drill (fist, hammer) — for clarity: it is a hammer
4. If Only Sarcasm Burnt Calories — an energy expenditure update
5. Straight Outta Patience — current supply: depleted
6. Never Trust The Living (gravestone, skull) — the wisest advice on this list

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For laptops, car bumpers, office doors, and anywhere a formal warning is overdue.

Perfect for the person whose patience has an expiration date. Pairs with our Sarcastic T-Shirts and Funny T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.