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The demise is being plotted. The fowl language is fluent. The trouble is being made on schedule.
Funny Offensive Humor Sticker Sheet – ‘Plotting Your Demise’ Grumpy Cat – ‘Fluent In Fowl Language’ – ‘It’s Good To See I’m Not The Only Ugly Person Here’ – Trouble Maker Decals
The Offensive Side Pack is for the person who has been in the planning phase of a demise for some time, who communicates primarily through poultry-based vocabulary, and who finds genuine comfort in shared aesthetic solidarity. Seven designs that are offensive in the best, funniest, most honest way.
Designs on this sheet include:
Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For laptops, car bumpers, and anywhere a bit of honest chaos energy is welcome.
Perfect for the trouble maker in your life. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts and Adult Humor T-Shirts.
These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.
Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.
Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!
Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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Kiss-cut die-cut stickers with a vibrant glossy coating. Each design peels cleanly from the A4 sheet, no scissors, no mess. 2–3 year indoor durability.
Individual sticker width: 2.74″ / 6.96 cm. Fits your water bottle, laptop, planner, phone case, and Bible without crowding. Sheet size: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (A4).
Not Per Sticker Every sheet is a curated theme. You get a full collection for the price of one sticker elsewhere. Made on demand, shipped flat in a rigid mailer.
Price range: $24.99 through $36.25
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Price range: $19.99 through $29.00
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Price range: $19.99 through $29.00
Each individual sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide, the perfect size for water bottles, laptops, phone cases, planners, and notebooks. The full sticker sheet is 5.83″ × 8.27″ (A4 size).
These are kiss-cut stickers on a sheet. That means each sticker is individually cut to its shape but remains on the backing sheet, you peel each sticker off individually, just like you’d peel a sticker from a sticker book. Much easier to use and store than loose die-cut stickers.
Laptops, water bottles, phone cases, notebooks, planners, journals, car windows, mirrors, Bibles, folders, and any other smooth, clean, dry surface. For best adhesion, clean the surface before applying.
The stickers have a water-resistant glossy coating. They are suitable for water bottles used indoors and in normal conditions. For surfaces exposed to prolonged submersion or outdoor moisture (like outdoor equipment), durability may vary.
2-3 years for indoor use under normal conditions. Avoid prolonged exposure to direct sunlight, which can cause fading over time.
These stickers are designed for long-term adhesion. They can be removed from smooth surfaces with care, but removal is not guaranteed to be residue-free on all surfaces. We recommend applying to surfaces you intend to keep them on.
Production takes 2-5 business days. Shipping time depends on your location, US domestic typically 3-7 business days. International shipping times vary. See our full shipping policy for current estimates.
Yes, we ship worldwide. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location.
Because each sheet is printed on demand specifically for your order, we cannot accept returns based on preference. If your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or with a printing defect, we will replace or refund it immediately. Contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Absolutely. The sticker sheets are priced at $9.99 and ship flat in a protective mailer, making them an ideal impulse gift, add-on gift, stocking stuffer, or small celebration present. Buy two or more for free shipping.
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| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) | Tolerance (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.50 | 27.00 | 8.60 | 1.50 |
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 8.90 | 1.50 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 9.20 | 1.50 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 9.50 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 9.70 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 10.00 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 10.40 | 1.50 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 10.80 | 1.50 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 | 11.20 | 1.50 |
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve (cm) | Tolerance (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 41.90 | 68.58 | 21.84 | 3.81 |
| S | 45.72 | 71.12 | 22.61 | 3.81 |
| M | 50.80 | 73.66 | 23.37 | 3.81 |
| L | 55.88 | 76.20 | 24.13 | 3.81 |
| XL | 60.96 | 78.74 | 24.64 | 3.81 |
| 2XL | 66.04 | 81.28 | 25.40 | 3.81 |
| 3XL | 71.12 | 83.82 | 26.42 | 3.81 |
| 4XL | 76.20 | 86.36 | 27.43 | 3.81 |
| 5XL | 81.28 | 88.90 | 28.45 | 3.81 |
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