Description

Another morning survived. The assassins failed again. The grim reaper is overworked. The frog is hanging in there — it gets worse.

Funny Dark Pessimist Sticker Sheet – ‘Good Morning I See The Assassins Have Failed’ ‘Staying Positive That It Will All Go Horribly Wrong’ ‘So Many Idiots And Only One Scythe’ – Grim Reaper Decals

The Dark Pessimist Pack is for the person who greets each morning with the quiet satisfaction of another failed assassination attempt, who stays positive in the most specific and darkly accurate way, and who sympathises deeply with a grim reaper who is numerically overwhelmed. Five designs for the cheerfully, consistently pessimistic.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. Hang In There — It Gets Worse (frog in rain, holding on) — encouragement, revised
2. Good Morning — I See The Assassins Have Failed — the daily gratitude practice
3. Staying Positive — That It Will All Go Horribly Wrong — a specific, calibrated positivity
4. What A Time To Be Alive (grim reaper, genuinely delighted) — an unlikely perspective
5. So Many Idiots — And Only One Scythe (grim reaper, overwhelmed by the scale) — a resource allocation problem

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For laptops, mugs, and anywhere that starts its morning with managed expectations.

Perfect for the cheerfully dark person in your life. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts and Adult Humor T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.