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Funny Situation Sticker Sheet – Absurdist Comedy Decals

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‘Tis but a scratch. The Black Knight’s position is final. The parrot has no regrets. The succulent Chinese meal remains unkept.

Funny Situation Sticker Sheet – ”Tis But A Scratch’ – ‘You Wouldn’t Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal’ – ‘Not Sorry’ Parrot – ‘You Must Be New Here’ Toilet Roll – Absurdist Comedy Decals

The Funny Situation Pack is for the person whose humour spans classic film quotes, Australian internet legends, and the deeply relatable horror of an empty toilet roll meeting its predecessor. Six designs for the absurdist, the pop-culture-literate, and the ‘not sorry’ crowd.

 

Designs on this sheet include:

  1. You Must Be New Here (toilet paper meeting an empty roll) — the orientation meeting
  2. ‘Tis But A Scratch (Black Knight, sword through leg, unmoved) — a Monty Python classic, honoured
  3. Wait — What? (stick figures, question mark) — the universal moment of social confusion
  4. Not Sorry (parrot, fully at peace with the decision) — zero remorse, confirmed
  5. You Wouldn’t Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal — a cultural reference for those who know
  6. You’re Killin’ Me Smalls! — for Sandlot fans and the generally exasperated

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For laptops, cars, and anywhere the absurd deserves a permanent home.

Perfect for the pop-culture-fluent funny person. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts and Adult Humor T-Shirts.

 

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

  • Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
  • 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
  • Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
  • Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
  • 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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Premium Glossy Finish

Kiss-cut die-cut stickers with a vibrant glossy coating. Each design peels cleanly from the A4 sheet, no scissors, no mess. 2–3 year indoor durability.

Perfectly Sized for Everything You Own

Individual sticker width: 2.74″ / 6.96 cm. Fits your water bottle, laptop, planner, phone case, and Bible without crowding. Sheet size: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (A4).

6-10 Designs Per Sheet

Not Per Sticker Every sheet is a curated theme. You get a full collection for the price of one sticker elsewhere. Made on demand, shipped flat in a rigid mailer.

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Each individual sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide, the perfect size for water bottles, laptops, phone cases, planners, and notebooks. The full sticker sheet is 5.83″ × 8.27″ (A4 size).

These are kiss-cut stickers on a sheet. That means each sticker is individually cut to its shape but remains on the backing sheet, you peel each sticker off individually, just like you’d peel a sticker from a sticker book. Much easier to use and store than loose die-cut stickers.

Laptops, water bottles, phone cases, notebooks, planners, journals, car windows, mirrors, Bibles, folders, and any other smooth, clean, dry surface. For best adhesion, clean the surface before applying.

The stickers have a water-resistant glossy coating. They are suitable for water bottles used indoors and in normal conditions. For surfaces exposed to prolonged submersion or outdoor moisture (like outdoor equipment), durability may vary.

2-3 years for indoor use under normal conditions. Avoid prolonged exposure to direct sunlight, which can cause fading over time.

These stickers are designed for long-term adhesion. They can be removed from smooth surfaces with care, but removal is not guaranteed to be residue-free on all surfaces. We recommend applying to surfaces you intend to keep them on.

Production takes 2-5 business days. Shipping time depends on your location, US domestic typically 3-7 business days. International shipping times vary. See our full shipping policy for current estimates.

Yes, we ship worldwide. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location.

Because each sheet is printed on demand specifically for your order, we cannot accept returns based on preference. If your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or with a printing defect, we will replace or refund it immediately. Contact us within 30 days of delivery.

Absolutely. The sticker sheets are priced at $9.99 and ship flat in a protective mailer, making them an ideal impulse gift, add-on gift, stocking stuffer, or small celebration present. Buy two or more for free shipping.

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