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‘Tis but a scratch. The Black Knight’s position is final. The parrot has no regrets. The succulent Chinese meal remains unkept.
Funny Situation Sticker Sheet – ”Tis But A Scratch’ – ‘You Wouldn’t Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal’ – ‘Not Sorry’ Parrot – ‘You Must Be New Here’ Toilet Roll – Absurdist Comedy Decals
The Funny Situation Pack is for the person whose humour spans classic film quotes, Australian internet legends, and the deeply relatable horror of an empty toilet roll meeting its predecessor. Six designs for the absurdist, the pop-culture-literate, and the ‘not sorry’ crowd.
Designs on this sheet include:
- You Must Be New Here (toilet paper meeting an empty roll) — the orientation meeting
- ‘Tis But A Scratch (Black Knight, sword through leg, unmoved) — a Monty Python classic, honoured
- Wait — What? (stick figures, question mark) — the universal moment of social confusion
- Not Sorry (parrot, fully at peace with the decision) — zero remorse, confirmed
- You Wouldn’t Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal — a cultural reference for those who know
- You’re Killin’ Me Smalls! — for Sandlot fans and the generally exasperated
Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For laptops, cars, and anywhere the absurd deserves a permanent home.
Perfect for the pop-culture-fluent funny person. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts and Adult Humor T-Shirts.
These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.
- Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
- 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
- Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
- Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
- 2–3 year durability for indoor use
Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.
Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!
Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.




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