Description

The housework is being avoided. The Friday has been ruined by it being Wednesday. The sick day has been taken. Progress.

Funny Lazy Sticker Sheet – ‘I Used To Care But I Take A Pill For That Now’ ‘Lay-Z’ ‘Currently Avoiding Housework’ ‘Taking A Sick Day Cuz I’m Sick Of People’ – Avoidance Humor Decals

The Lay-Z & Avoiding Everything Pack is for the person who used to have energy for these things and has found a medical solution, whose motivation occasionally finds them by force, and who considers ‘let’s not and say we did’ to be one of the most elegant problem-solving strategies available. Nine designs for the committed avoider.

Designs on this sheet include:

1. I Used To Care — But I Take A Pill For That Now — a pharmaceutical solution to a personality trait
2. Currently Avoiding Housework — a status update, accurate
3. Nah. — a complete sentence with full stops
4. Lay-Z — the brand identity
5. Nothing Ruins Your Friday Like Realising It’s Only Wednesday — the specific devastation
6. Let’s Not And Say We Did! — a more efficient approach to most situations
7. Taking A Sick Day — Cuz I’m Sick Of People — a legitimate medical reason
8. Sometimes Motivation Finds You (bear, hiker, woods) — it comes in many forms
9. Current Mood: Avoiding Responsibilities (sloth in sunglasses) — a visual representation

Each sticker is 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet. For laptops, fridges, planners, and anywhere the to-do list would be if it existed.

Perfect for the professional avoider. Pairs with our Funny T-Shirts and Introvert T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, tumbler, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.