Description

Some quotes become classics because they tell a truth that never expires. This sticker sheet is all of those.

Wisdom Wit Classics Sticker Sheet – Funny Clever Quote Decals – ‘The Book Was Better’ ‘Silence Is Golden Duct Tape Is Silver’ – Intellectual Humor Sticker Pack

The Wisdom & Wit Classics Pack brings together 11 time-tested one-liners from the tradition of sharp, sarcastic, and surprisingly insightful human observation. These are the quotes that have been around long enough to prove themselves, the ones that keep landing because they keep being true.

Designs on this sheet include:

• Never Interrupt Your Enemy When They Are Making A Mistake — strategic patience at its finest
• Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You Sleep Alone — an honest social equation
• Underestimate Me, That Will Be Fun — a quiet promise
• If The Owner Of The Secret Didn’t Keep It, Who Are You To Struggle With It — a fair point on gossip
• The Book Was Better — a complete critical review of most film and TV adaptations
• Silence Is Golden, Duct Tape Is Silver — for when silence needs a physical assist
• If You Think You Are Too Small To Be Effective, You’ve Never Been In A Dark Room With A Mosquito
• If At First You Don’t Succeed, Skydiving Is Not For You — specific career guidance
• When Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze Them In People’s Eyes — the aggressive reframe
• I’m So Clever That Sometimes I Don’t Understand A Single Word Of What I Am Saying — peak intellect
• Love People, Not Things. Use Things, Not People. — possibly the most useful advice on this sheet

Stickers are 2.74″ / 6.96 cm wide with a glossy finish on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ A4 sheet (green border design on this sheet). Perfect for a notebook, laptop, bookshelf, or anywhere that deserves a quote worth reading twice.

An ideal gift for the reader, the thinker, or the person who always has the right quote ready at the right moment. Pairs with our Book Lover T-Shirts, Sarcastic T-Shirts, and Motivational T-Shirts.

These glossy stickers are designed just for you, perfect for personalising your laptop, water bottle, notebook, phone case, or any smooth surface you want to make yours uniquely.

• Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
• 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border around each design
• Glossy finish for vibrant, eye-catching colour
• Fast and easy application, just peel and stick
• 2–3 year durability for indoor use

Surface prep tip: Clean the surface thoroughly before applying for best adhesion and longevity.

Made on demand: This product is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order. On-demand production reduces overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!

Age restriction: Intended for adults 18+. EU Warranty: 2 years.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.